Point Salad — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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“Point Salad!” Bah! A title that makes goblins hiss. A salad is not a game, it’s elf punishment food. Humans took lettuce and carrots, slapped numbers on them, and called…
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Undergrove: Mushrooms, Trees, and the Horrifying Complexity of Being a Plant — Krizbella the Grim Reviews
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Reluctant Queen of the Forest I have been tricked. Not by humans. Not by Jugbite. Not even…
Bohemians — Rotten Review by Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin
Ugh, another deckbuilder, they said. “It’s artistic!” they said. “You’ll live the bohemian dream!” they said. Lies! All perfumed lies wrapped in pastel art nouveau nonsense! So here I am,…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Essen Spiel 2025 Is DOOMED
By Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin Princess, Keeper of Low Expectations Bah! Essen Spiel 2025 approaches, and once again the humans, elves, and cube-kissers are squealing like pigs in a bakery.…
Why Goblins Are Better Than Humans at Board Games (and Why Jugbite Is the Proof of Human-Level Stupidity)
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Gather ‘round, card-sniffing humans, and let Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, spit the truth straight into your soft, gullible ears.…
SETI: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…
Propolis — Jugbite’s Buzzing Review
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Humans never stop, do they? Always making cardboard nonsense about things they barely understand. This time it’s bees — busy little buzzbags collecting pollen, piling nectar, and bowing down to…
King of Tokyo Duel — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment Listen here, humans. I, Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment, was forced to play King of Tokyo Duel, and let me tell you:…
Krizbellas´s rant: Malmö Game Week 2025
Uuuuugh. Malmö Game Week. Just saying it makes my tusks itch. The humans squeal and flap like pixies on sugar: “It’ll be amazing, Krizbella! Tournaments! Reveals! Card games!” Card games?!…