Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Essen Spiel 2025 Is DOOMED
Krizbella
By Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin Princess, Keeper of Low Expectations Bah! Essen Spiel 2025 approaches, and once again the humans, elves, and cube-kissers are squealing like pigs in a bakery.…
September 2025
Essen Spiel 2025 — Jugbite’s 10 Most Anticipated Games
High Chief Jugbite the Grim
Humans are gathering again for their sacred ritual of cardboard worship — Essen Spiel. Seven stinking halls full of sweaty rules-lawyers, overpriced pretzels, and too many shiny new boxes pretending…
Why Goblins Are Better Than Humans at Board Games (and Why Jugbite Is the Proof of Human-Level Stupidity)
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Gather ‘round, card-sniffing humans, and let Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, spit the truth straight into your soft, gullible ears.…
SETI: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…
Propolis — Jugbite’s Buzzing Review
Humans never stop, do they? Always making cardboard nonsense about things they barely understand. This time it’s bees — busy little buzzbags collecting pollen, piling nectar, and bowing down to…
Nederlandse Spellenprijs 2025 — The Nominees Arrive
Caves and tables, listen up! The jury of the Nederlands Spellenprijs 2025 has finished their scheming, and the nominees are out. They’ve picked nine games that scraped through the dungeon…
Deutscher Spiele Preis 2025 — Results
Its time for the 2025 Deutscher Spiele Preis results! The community (yes, humans AND goblins who know a real game) has spoken, and here’s what crawls out of the scoreboard…
King of Tokyo Duel — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment Listen here, humans. I, Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment, was forced to play King of Tokyo Duel, and let me tell you:…