New Year, Same Disappointment
Krizbella
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
2025
Why Goblin Christmas Is Better Than Yours — Jugbite’s Festive Rant
High Chief Jugbite the Grim
Ah, Christmas. That awful human season of blinking lights, false cheer, and songs sung by people who should not be allowed near instruments. Every year the humans scuttle about pretending…
A Christmas Catastrophe: My Yuletide Misery
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
A Card Game for Humans Who Enjoy Suffering —Krizbella’s Rotten Rant Review of Up or Down?
by Krizbella the Grim Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Destroyer of Delicate Human Feelings A Game About Numbers, Suffering, and My Rapidly Declining Will to Live Welcome to my Krizbella…
Life as We Know It: A Grumpy Goblin’s Rant
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The Game Makers — Jugbite’s Industrial Ego Review
Ah, The Game Makers. A game about humans making board games about humans pretending to be smart. You play as rival publishers in some modern-age printing frenzy, hiring designers, building…
Bohemians — Rotten Review by Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin
Ugh, another deckbuilder, they said. “It’s artistic!” they said. “You’ll live the bohemian dream!” they said. Lies! All perfumed lies wrapped in pastel art nouveau nonsense! So here I am,…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Why Goblins Don’t Play Monopoly
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Why Are Humans Like This?
Greetings, cardboard-hoarding mortals.It is I, Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, Queen of Cardboard Rage, and current record-holder for “Most Eye Rolls Per Game Night.” I’ve just crawled out…
Mesos — Jugbite’s Prehistoric Headache Review
Mesos — a game where humans pretend they’re noble tribal leaders guiding their “people” through the dawn of civilization. Bah! It’s just you soft-skinned fools playing with fancy cards about…