New Year, Same Disappointment
Krizbella
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
December 2025
Why Goblin Christmas Is Better Than Yours — Jugbite’s Festive Rant
High Chief Jugbite the Grim
Ah, Christmas. That awful human season of blinking lights, false cheer, and songs sung by people who should not be allowed near instruments. Every year the humans scuttle about pretending…
A Christmas Catastrophe: My Yuletide Misery
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
A Card Game for Humans Who Enjoy Suffering —Krizbella’s Rotten Rant Review of Up or Down?
by Krizbella the Grim Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Destroyer of Delicate Human Feelings A Game About Numbers, Suffering, and My Rapidly Declining Will to Live Welcome to my Krizbella…