Let’s Go to Japan — Jugbite’s Mapping Review
Jugbite
Travel Games? More Like Travel Pain! Bah, humans and their travel games! Let’s Go to Japan is a board game about planning the perfect trip, collecting experiences, and pretending that…
August 2025
Unconscious Mind — Jugbite’s Interpreting Review
Psychoanalysis? More Like Psycho-Babble! What’s this nonsense? A board game about psychoanalysis? About slithering through dreams, spotting symbols, and “healing” minds with “therapeutic techniques”? HA! Humans really will make a…
Krizbellas´s rant: Malmö Game Week 2025
Krizbella
Uuuuugh. Malmö Game Week. Just saying it makes my tusks itch. The humans squeal and flap like pixies on sugar: “It’ll be amazing, Krizbella! Tournaments! Reveals! Card games!” Card games?!…
World Wonders — Jugbite’s Monument-Smashing Review
Tiny Squares, Big Human Egos So here’s the truth, spat straight from Jugbite’s maw: World Wonders by Zé Mendes is another one of your human vanity projects where you pay…
Ark Nova — Jugbite’s Zoo of Human Idiocy Review
Zoo Management? More Like Zoo Misery! Another sprawling mess of cardboard where humans get to pretend they’re saving the world one sad giraffe at a time. That’s Ark Nova. You…
Clank! Legacy 2 — Jugbite’s Corporate Catastrophe Review
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The Goblins Have Invaded Facebook (Finally)
Right. After moons of bickering, button-mashing, and threatening the talking box, we’ve finally done it—we’ve made a Facebook page. Took long enough. Don’t ask me why it was so hard.…
Windmill Valley — Jugbite’s Tulip-Choked Review
Windmills, tulips, and humans prancing around like 19th-century traders pretending they’re clever. That’s Windmill Valley. Instead of fighting like real goblins, you sit there spinning your dainty little action wheels,…