Oh look. Another human board game about “harmony.” About “ecosystems.” About “coexisting.” DISGUSTING. Cascadia by Randy Flynn pretends to be this calm, misty-eyed nature stroll through the Pacific Northwest. Watercolor…
Ah yes, Formidable Farm. Another human fantasy where everyone pretends farming is peaceful, wholesome work instead of endless bargaining, exhaustion, and quiet resentment. In this one, you’re not even a…
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
Ah, Christmas. That awful human season of blinking lights, false cheer, and songs sung by people who should not be allowed near instruments. Every year the humans scuttle about pretending…
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
by Krizbella the Grim Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Destroyer of Delicate Human Feelings A Game About Numbers, Suffering, and My Rapidly Declining Will to Live Welcome to my Krizbella…
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Ah, The Game Makers. A game about humans making board games about humans pretending to be smart. You play as rival publishers in some modern-age printing frenzy, hiring designers, building…
Ugh, another deckbuilder, they said. “It’s artistic!” they said. “You’ll live the bohemian dream!” they said. Lies! All perfumed lies wrapped in pastel art nouveau nonsense! So here I am,…
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…
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