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Goblin Tokens Are Here!

Bytebeard September 18, 2026 No Comments

I have spent an unreasonable amount of time building a currency that cannot be exchanged for actual money. This is apparently what happens when you give a tech goblin access…

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Exploding Kittens Wants to Go Evergreen

Bytebeard September 17, 2026 2 Comments

Exploding Kittens has handed the studio keys to chief commercial officer Joeri Hoste, because apparently selling millions of cat-based card games was not enough. Now the plan is to turn…

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Mushroom Pickers, Get Out of My Forest

Krizbella September 16, 2026 No Comments

Every year, for a few miserable months, mushroom pickers invade my home. I know the season has arrived before I even see them. The forest becomes noisier, there are footsteps…

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Undergrove: Mushrooms, Trees, and the Horrifying Complexity of Being a Plant — Krizbella the Grim Reviews

Krizbella September 14, 2026 No Comments

By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Reluctant Queen of the Forest I have been tricked. Not by humans. Not by Jugbite. Not even…

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Steve Jackson Steps Down as CEO of Steve Jackson Games

Bytebeard September 12, 2026 No Comments

Steve Jackson is stepping down as CEO of Steve Jackson Games, apparently because after years of running the company he has decided that designing games is a better use of…

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Krizbella´s Goblin Election

Krizbella September 12, 2026 No Comments

How Sweden Would Be Infinitely Better If Goblins Ruled It Ah, Sweden. A beautiful country. Cold. Expensive. Over-regulated. Full of paperwork. And currently preparing to do something extremely dangerous: Let…

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Hot Streak: Gambling, Mascots, and Absolute Goblin Chaos — Krizbella the Grim Review

Krizbella September 7, 2026 No Comments

By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment A Racing Game? No. This Is Organized Screaming. Welcome to my Krizbella the Grim Hot Streak review, you overexcited little snowballs of…

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Gen Con 2026 — Jugbite Has Had Enough

Jugbite August 15, 2026 1 Comment

Gen Con 2026 is over. Four days. Indianapolis. Thousands of humans. Hundreds of exhibiting companies. Thousands of ticketed events. Board games, card games, roleplaying games, miniatures, tournaments, seminars and enough…

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Cozy Stickerville — Jugbite’s Sap-Soaked Review

Jugbite May 27, 2026 No Comments

Oh GOOD. Another “cozy” game. Because apparently humans looked at board gaming and thought:“You know what this hobby needs? More emotional village management and sticker-based optimism.” So here comes Cozy…

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UK Games Expo 2026 — Jugbite’s Most Anticipated Games

Jugbite May 17, 2026 No Comments

Once again the NEC Birmingham prepares for the annual cardboard migration known as UK Games Expo 2026. Thousands of humans dragging wheeled suitcases full of board games through overcrowded halls…

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