King of Tokyo Duel — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
Krizbella
By Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment Listen here, humans. I, Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment, was forced to play King of Tokyo Duel, and let me tell you:…
Let’s Go to Japan — Jugbite’s Mapping Review
High Chief Jugbite the Grim
Bah, humans and their travel games! Instead of real adventures—like raiding caravans or toppling troll Oh, joy! Another cardboard contraption about traveling. Because what humans need is more chances to…
Unconscious Mind — Jugbite’s Interpreting Review
What’s this nonsense? A board game about psychoanalysis? About slithering through dreams, spotting symbols, and “healing” minds with “therapeutic techniques”? HA! Humans really will make a game out of anything,…
Krizbellas´s rant: Malmö Game Week 2025
Uuuuugh. Malmö Game Week. Just saying it makes my tusks itch. The humans squeal and flap like pixies on sugar: “It’ll be amazing, Krizbella! Tournaments! Reveals! Card games!” Card games?!…
World Wonders — Jugbite’s Monument-Smashing Review
So here’s the truth, spat straight from Jugbite’s maw: World Wonders by Zé Mendes is another one of your human vanity projects where you pay attention to tiny squares and…
Ark Nova — Jugbite’s Zoo of Human Idiocy Review
Ark Nova. Bah. Another sprawling mess of cardboard where humans get to pretend they’re saving the world one sad giraffe at a time. You sit there clutching your cards, fiddling…
Clank! Legacy 2 — Jugbite’s Corporate Catastrophe Review
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The Goblins Have Invaded Facebook (Finally)
Right. After moons of bickering, button-mashing, and threatening the talking box, we’ve finally done it—we’ve made a Facebook page. Took long enough. Don’t ask me why it was so hard.…
Windmill Valley — Jugbite’s Tulip-Choked Review
Windmills, tulips, and humans prancing around like 19th-century traders pretending they’re clever. That’s Windmill Valley. Instead of fighting like real goblins, you sit there spinning your dainty little action wheels,…
Pan Am
“Pan Am? More like Pan ‘Awful’—but I’ll admit it’s clever.” Listen here, you shiny-faced humans. This game’s about building airlines, buying routes, and selling them off to some big fancy…