By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment FOMO is a particular kind of human stupidity that becomes especially impressive when cardboard is involved. It can turn perfectly ordinary adults…
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Reluctant Queen of the Forest I have been tricked. Not by humans. Not by Jugbite. Not even…
Ah yes, Formidable Farm. Another human fantasy where everyone pretends farming is peaceful, wholesome work instead of endless bargaining, exhaustion, and quiet resentment. In this one, you’re not even a…
Ah, The Game Makers. A game about humans making board games about humans pretending to be smart. You play as rival publishers in some modern-age printing frenzy, hiring designers, building…
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…
Greetings, cardboard-hoarding mortals.It is I, Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, Queen of Cardboard Rage, and current record-holder for “Most Eye Rolls Per Game Night.” I’ve just crawled out…
Mesos — a game where humans pretend they’re noble tribal leaders guiding their “people” through the dawn of civilization. Bah! It’s just you soft-skinned fools playing with fancy cards about…
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Gather ‘round, card-sniffing humans, and let Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, spit the truth straight into your soft, gullible ears.…
Uuuuugh. Malmö Game Week. Just saying it makes my tusks itch. The humans squeal and flap like pixies on sugar: “It’ll be amazing, Krizbella! Tournaments! Reveals! Card games!” Card games?!…
Aha—robots! Finally something that goes bang in a civilized way. Sparks has you running a little robot factory: you scavenge dice from a junkyard, slap parts together, recruit animal assistants,…
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