What’s this nonsense? A board game about psychoanalysis? About slithering through dreams, spotting symbols, and “healing” minds with “therapeutic techniques”? HA! Humans really will make a game out of anything,…
So here’s the truth, spat straight from Jugbite’s maw: World Wonders by Zé Mendes is another one of your human vanity projects where you pay attention to tiny squares and…
Ark Nova. Bah. Another sprawling mess of cardboard where humans get to pretend they’re saving the world one sad giraffe at a time. You sit there clutching your cards, fiddling…
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Right. After moons of bickering, button-mashing, and threatening the talking box, we’ve finally done it—we’ve made a Facebook page. Took long enough. Don’t ask me why it was so hard.…
Windmills, tulips, and humans prancing around like 19th-century traders pretending they’re clever. That’s Windmill Valley. Instead of fighting like real goblins, you sit there spinning your dainty little action wheels,…
“Pan Am? More like Pan ‘Awful’—but I’ll admit it’s clever.” Listen here, you shiny-faced humans. This game’s about building airlines, buying routes, and selling them off to some big fancy…
Right, gather round, squishy humans—listen to Jugbite, your most cantankerous goblin, as I grouch out about this “Sequence” game that you keep yapping about. What Even Is This? So you’ve…
“7 Wonders: Architects? More like 7 Blunders: Annoy-itects.” So the humans took their big clever game 7 Wonders—with its cards and combos and ancient bragging—and said, “Let’s make it simple…
“Terraforming Mars? More like Terrifying Wallets.” So, you’re telling me the plan is to… fix an entire planet. Ha! I can barely keep my goblin cave from flooding in the…
High Chief Jugbite the Grim