New Year, Same Disappointment
Krizbella
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
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A Christmas Catastrophe: My Yuletide Misery
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
Life as We Know It: A Grumpy Goblin’s Rant
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Bohemians — Rotten Review by Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin
Ugh, another deckbuilder, they said. “It’s artistic!” they said. “You’ll live the bohemian dream!” they said. Lies! All perfumed lies wrapped in pastel art nouveau nonsense! So here I am,…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Why Goblins Don’t Play Monopoly
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Why Are Humans Like This?
Greetings, cardboard-hoarding mortals.It is I, Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, Queen of Cardboard Rage, and current record-holder for “Most Eye Rolls Per Game Night.” I’ve just crawled out…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Essen Spiel 2025 Is DOOMED
By Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin Princess, Keeper of Low Expectations Bah! Essen Spiel 2025 approaches, and once again the humans, elves, and cube-kissers are squealing like pigs in a bakery.…
Why Goblins Are Better Than Humans at Board Games (and Why Jugbite Is the Proof of Human-Level Stupidity)
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Gather ‘round, card-sniffing humans, and let Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, spit the truth straight into your soft, gullible ears.…
SETI: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…