Point Salad — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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“Point Salad!” Bah! A title that makes goblins hiss. A salad is not a game, it’s elf punishment food. Humans took lettuce and carrots, slapped numbers on them, and called…
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Bier Pioniere – Jugbite’s Industrial-Strength Review
Jugbite
Humans have finally done something sensible: they built a game about beer. Unfortunately, they also built a game about worker placement, brewing efficiency, card management, turn order, barrel logistics, brewery…
Undergrove: Mushrooms, Trees, and the Horrifying Complexity of Being a Plant — Krizbella the Grim Reviews
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Reluctant Queen of the Forest I have been tricked. Not by humans. Not by Jugbite. Not even…
Formidable Farm — Jugbite’s Muddy Market Review
Ah yes, Formidable Farm. Another human fantasy where everyone pretends farming is peaceful, wholesome work instead of endless bargaining, exhaustion, and quiet resentment. In this one, you’re not even a…
A Card Game for Humans Who Enjoy Suffering —Krizbella’s Rotten Rant Review of Up or Down?
by Krizbella the Grim Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Destroyer of Delicate Human Feelings A Game About Numbers, Suffering, and My Rapidly Declining Will to Live Welcome to my Krizbella…
The Game Makers — Jugbite’s Industrial Ego Review
Ah, The Game Makers. A game about humans making board games about humans pretending to be smart. You play as rival publishers in some modern-age printing frenzy, hiring designers, building…
Bohemians — Rotten Review by Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin
Ugh, another deckbuilder, they said. “It’s artistic!” they said. “You’ll live the bohemian dream!” they said. Lies! All perfumed lies wrapped in pastel art nouveau nonsense! So here I am,…
Mesos — Jugbite’s Prehistoric Headache Review
Mesos — a game where humans pretend they’re noble tribal leaders guiding their “people” through the dawn of civilization. Bah! It’s just you soft-skinned fools playing with fancy cards about…
SETI: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…