Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Essen Spiel 2025 Is DOOMED
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By Krizbella the Grumpy Goblin Princess, Keeper of Low Expectations Bah! Essen Spiel 2025 approaches, and once again the humans, elves, and cube-kissers are squealing like pigs in a bakery.…
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Why Goblins Are Better Than Humans at Board Games (and Why Jugbite Is the Proof of Human-Level Stupidity)
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Gather ‘round, card-sniffing humans, and let Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, spit the truth straight into your soft, gullible ears.…
SETI: Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
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Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…
Propolis — Jugbite’s Buzzing Review
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Humans never stop, do they? Always making cardboard nonsense about things they barely understand. This time it’s bees — busy little buzzbags collecting pollen, piling nectar, and bowing down to…
King of Tokyo Duel — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment Listen here, humans. I, Krizbella the Grim, Princess of Disappointment, was forced to play King of Tokyo Duel, and let me tell you:…
Krizbellas´s rant: Malmö Game Week 2025
Uuuuugh. Malmö Game Week. Just saying it makes my tusks itch. The humans squeal and flap like pixies on sugar: “It’ll be amazing, Krizbella! Tournaments! Reveals! Card games!” Card games?!…
Sparks
Aha—robots! Finally something that goes bang in a civilized way. Sparks has you running a little robot factory: you scavenge dice from a junkyard, slap parts together, recruit animal assistants,…