Point Salad — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
Krizbella
“Point Salad!” Bah! A title that makes goblins hiss. A salad is not a game, it’s elf punishment food. Humans took lettuce and carrots, slapped numbers on them, and called…
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Formidable Farm — Jugbite’s Muddy Market Review
Jugbite
Ah yes, Formidable Farm. Another human fantasy where everyone pretends farming is peaceful, wholesome work instead of endless bargaining, exhaustion, and quiet resentment. In this one, you’re not even a…
A Card Game for Humans Who Enjoy Suffering —Krizbella’s Rotten Rant Review of Up or Down?
by Krizbella the Grim Supreme Princess of Disappointment and Destroyer of Delicate Human Feelings A Game About Numbers, Suffering, and My Rapidly Declining Will to Live Welcome to my Krizbella…
Point Galaxy — Krizbella’s Rotten Review
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment So the humans took their precious Point series and thought, “Let’s fling it into space, everyone loves galaxies!” HAH! Point Galaxy they…
Propolis — Jugbite’s Buzzing Review
Humans never stop, do they? Always making cardboard nonsense about things they barely understand. This time it’s bees — busy little buzzbags collecting pollen, piling nectar, and bowing down to…