Humans are gathering again for their annual pilgrimage to Essen, where thousands of you will willingly enter eight enormous halls packed with cardboard, plastic, questionable purchasing decisions and enough new…
Humans have finally done something sensible: they built a game about beer. Unfortunately, they also built a game about worker placement, brewing efficiency, card management, turn order, barrel logistics, brewery…
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…
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