New Year, Same Disappointment
Krizbella
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, the New Year. That glittering lie wrapped in confetti. Mortals treat it like a magical doorway to hope and improvement —…
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A Christmas Catastrophe: My Yuletide Misery
by Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment Ah, Christmas. That sparkly, overhyped, jingling catastrophe that humans insist on celebrating every year. They call it the most wonderful time of…
Krizbella’s Rotten Rant: Why Goblins Don’t Play Monopoly
By Krizbella the Grim, Supreme Princess of Disappointment, High Priestess of Petty Rage Listen up, humans and halfwits — I keep hearing you say, “Everyone’s played Monopoly!”HAH. Everyone? Not goblins,…